Well, Ode to East Coast Park.
I’ll be writing this entry out in poem form, as you may see
And I’ll make it quick, as there’s a documentary on Singapore’s history
…Which I wanna see.
Lizard, Eunice and I headed to East Coast Park the day before
I nearly dreaded the moment as I saw it as a chore
Rising early and rollerblading were not the jolliest things I could think of
I thought, Maybe I could call in sick with a cough
But we got there anyway
We headed to the sunny east beach
After watching the brief rain
And episodes of Bleach (heh)
They stuck on their rollerblades
And stuffed ourselves with fastfood which ingredients’ll make you cringe
Then right beneath the good ol’ tree’s shade,
A huge ant fell on Eunice’s fringe
“AAHH!” the frightened Eunice screamed
Imagine the squeal that churned up a bigger hazard
When we saw a bike squish a lizard
And watched as its eyeballs popped and got creamed
We warned everyone about the bloody carcass
Hardly anyone cared, the body they just barely passed
Intrigued, I snap a couple of shots
Eunice, disgusted, deleted the lot.
I then discovered a picture of her
Wrapped in a pink poofy jacket, I squinted to make sure
Sure enough, that was her, a human marshmellow!
Lizard and I chuckled heartily as she looked like a giant pink pillow.
Then came along Colin and Pecky
The dead lizard, they did not see
A couple of times did Colin roll over it
Flies hovered and the poor lizard they happily bit
Thus, Eunice refused to look at the lizard
They thought she didn’t want to face them
Lizard was yelling at them, “HELLO?! THERE’S A LIZARD!”
Confused they were, why was she calling her own name?
They just thought we were being lame
They proceeded to speed off in their rolly wheels
As I dragged along in my blistered heels
Many a time did Lizard try
To leave Colin and Eunice alone and gaze into each other’s eyes
Sadly, it failed
As the stubborn Eunice bailed
Leaving Colin rolling behind in the dust
Well, try hard dude, you must
Our daydream of Colin and Eunice rollerblading off to the sunset was crushed
Pecky then conjured up a strange theory
“Girls don’t like it when dudes are walking ahead of them.”
What a generalisation, clearly
We protested, That can’t be true, surely
(Actually that is true. Never noticed.)
We finally reached an ulu restaurant
Which had a large statue lobster they flaunted
I was in a real need to pee
Wrong directions, did Pecky give me
“What do I have to do to pee around here?!” I snapped
Suddenly, little kids and instructors surrounded us, we were trapped!
They bugged us to take a picture for them, eyes swarming with greed
Colin and Eunice bladed away, leaving Lizard and Pecky to do the deed
Unexpectedly, many groups began to swarm as well
Sacastically, I thought, How swell
We refused politely, trying to run away from those little bunch of hells
Soon, “Nooo. Get away!” was what we began to yell
We escaped to a nearby place
Where our bladders finally found Heaven’s Grace
We sipped up our drinks
And Eunice accidentally laid her hands in bird crap, those darn flying finks
We went back to the rental shop
Thirsty and tired we were, swallowing our saliva in big glops
Lizard and Pecky were emerged in private talk
And Eunice and I gossiped about them, quickly ahead we walked (she bladed)
Above Eunice’s head, a lightbulb appeared
An idea we knew Pecky and Colin both feared
We hatched our plan, Lizard took Pecky’s handphone
Upon hearing our idea, expectedly, they groaned
Us threesome pranced in the sand
Threatening to throw his phone into the sea if he didn’t go along with the plan
At last, he agreed
We all took a picture together, uhh… Say cheese!
However, Colin hid behind the bench
Then Pecky and Lizard went on to argue about French (Actually this happened the night before)
We tried to push Pecky into the sea
Sadly, he was too strong for us mini weak peas (??)
We climbed onto the huge man-made rock ledge
While Eunice got mysterious cuts from grains of sand
We talked about life, school and the things we fret
While we watched the never-tiresome sunset
A signal of our finished day, for our fun to end
We gave one last sigh of content, as our toes left the lukewarm sand
We returned to McDonalds
To wash our feet
Alas, those blasted water funnels
Only a few droplets greeted our sandy feet
We decided to flick off the dirt
And wipe it off on our sweat soaked shirts
We said our goodbyes and left our chairs
With a pat on Pecky’s head
He uttered, “My hair! Don’t mess with my hair!”
Here’s a random comment, but sure is funny
At the end of the day, Colin’s hair resembled Elvis Presley’s
(Then after that Eunice, Lizard and I went to tution but it turns out that there wasn’t any tution . Hah!)
And here are some pictures to round off the day:
(I couldn’t get access to some of the links on Eunice’s blog. So.. yeah)
Wonky faces, once again.
With my awesome photography skills in play once again, the sea looks gorgeous. We were on the rock ledge thingy.
Peck Ann, and Lizard trying not to get too wet.
The wonky lobster.
Pecky and Lizard in their private talk
And she looks pissed. =)
Eunice, Lizard and I.
When Pecky was taking this picture, I think he had never heard of taking pictures by tilting the camera vertically.
But no matter.
Ooo. Now Lee Kuan Yew’s on tv, swimming. I’m darn sure everyone wants to see a 82 year old man in his swimming trunks.
Opps? I can’t possibly get any slower, can i?(the camera thingy) x)