China Will Be Dead.
Dee and I had a little thought about the future.
And we reached to the point where we think China might lose their entire population in the future.
A little draggy and confusing, but yeah. Dee thought up of most of it, actually.
It’s a rough, crappy and random estimation so don’t take it seriously. Hah.
Denise is short, thus she can have a tall or a short boyfriend, both ways.
Yes, she’s happy.
Lizard, on the other hand, is tall. Thus she can only have tall boyfriends.
Tall Boyfriends:
= Extremely act cool dudes in secondary school [A rather big generalisation though, but yeah]
= Tall ugly Eurasians
= Tall unfaithful hunks
= Bisexuals
So, the tall good-looking boyfriends are only 2 out of 10 guys you can find.
But! One of the 2 might be dumb.
Thus, you can only find 1 out of 10 guys who are tall, good-looking and smart.
However, counting those who will actually be interested in you, it will be narrowed down into 1/2 out of 10, which is more like 1 out of 20.
Therefore, you can only find 1 tall, good-looking, smart and interested guy out of 20 guys you meet.
Well hey, there are billions of men, you may protest.
Sure, but we’ll have to exclude those who are married, gay, old, kids, bisexual.
Thus, it’ll approximately be about 1 out of 40+ guys you meet who will be tall, good-looking, smart, interested, single, straight and at the right age.
Depressing isn’t it? Look on the bright side, we can always turn to clones
But having sex with a clone isn’t exactly the most jolly thought you can think of.
So it means Singapore will have to find more people from China to immigrate here, because back in China, they’re deprived of sex due to the one-child policy.
Plus, condoms aren’t 100% full proof, thus they can’t take the risk. Also, they might be too poor to even buy condoms.
However, if they still insist on having sex, a 2nd child will be born. They will kill the daughter so that the son can carry on the family name.
And most of the China women will be coming over here to Singapore.
Big problem now, CHINA LACKS WOMEN.
Who to give birth to babies?! Therefore, we must turn to clones once again.
So in China, it’ll be full of men. They won’t have women to screw with, so they screw themselves.
Or become gay.
Therefore this is narrow our chances of finding a good husband, because they’re gay now.
Darn you China!
So gays will increase the number of HIV positive patients, if they become giglos and so on. It’s a vicious cycle.
So we can’t marry those with AIDs. That narrows our chances down to perhaps 1 out of 300+ men.
So if all the remaining men in China turn gay and into giglos, they will have AIDs.
Thus, the entire male population will die out, and the rest of the China women will be enjoying themselves in Singapore.
Ta dah, China’s population is destroyed. Hah, superpower my foot.
But! On the brighter side, due to the aging population, China might be changing their 1 child policy into a 2 children policy.
So there’ll be more boys and girls so they can reproduce.
Then, we will need to create more jobs for the new generation.
The women or men who cannot obtain jobs will turn to prostitution, thus they’ll get AIDs.
It’s a cycle all over again, isn’t it?
Conclusion: We will remain single for the rest of our lives and China is going down, way down to downtown. YOU’RE GOING DOWN AND GERMANY WILL RULE THE WORLD BWAHAHAHA.
Yup. It’s just crap, don’t take it to heart, China.
And I doubt finding a man who’s good-looking, straight, at the right age, single, smart, tall and interested in you will be that super hard. So we probably won’t die alone.
But it’s possible. *cue doom music*