Christmas List
Mother of crap.
I just found out.
Remember the shitty girl in the NZ trip? Huiqi? The girl who ratted and scolded like, practically all of us because she thought she was in charge?
I. Just. Discovered. She. Draws. Too.
Okay, not exactly NEWS FLASH WHOA. But christ christ christ.
The last thing I need right now some girl who I practically loathe have something in common with me.
Shit.
But I can honestly and proudly say, I do better.
Um… Hah, in your face? Okay that’s darn egoistic but it’s true. Art’s subjective but it seems as though she can’t get her drawings right without photoshop. She doesn’t do shading and etc.
Even Eunice agrees with me. *sniff* You have no idea how much that meant to me. *sniff*
As she says, her abstract art irritates me.
Yah okay I just needed reassurance. Breathe. Breathe. Wooosaaa.
Oh my god. I’m ecstatic. Something my enemy and I have in common and she’s worse at it.
Ahahahahha. I’m gonna go celebrate now with cookies.
Isn’t this a fantastic holiday?
Oh, how could I forget…
The Buzzcocks, Singles Going Steady. Awesome band. =)
I feel rather stupid/materialistic doing this but under some circumstances.. Yeah.
1) The Only Ones – The Peel Sessions Album
Yup. Hoorah.
2) A Perfect Circle – Emotive
Hoorah again.
3) A guitar.
Classical or acoustic, fine.
4) …Somebody to teach me how to play the guitar properly
Unlike some certain people who *cough* claim they’re busy while playing soccer in front of the world.
Yeah, this is him:
Dude: *speaks into phone* I’m busy lah. Next time k?
*kicks soccer ball around on the 2nd level in front of the DNT room in plain day, in front of the entire canteen as his audience, which I happened to be one of*
Me: You’re playing soccer in front of the entire canteen, you dumb fool.
Oh well.
5) Pencil box.
But none of those dumb fat “BILLABONG” smacked onto it. Sadly, I can find none. Not pink. No dumb logos, like “I’m a gurl so shuddap” or whatever.
Basically I can buy this one myself, so no thanks.
6) Wallet.
No dumb fat “BILLABONG” signs on it either. Not pink. No dumb logos. So I can buy this one myself too. Alrighty. Ooo 2 christmas presents for myself.
7) Books on Hitler/Art/Psychology.
I just realised that if I want to be psychologist when I grow up, I will have to be a people-person.
And that sucks. I don’t have any patience for idiots, I can’t understand others’ feelings and intepretations of life if they’re way different from mine even if I tried with a hot poker stuck in my eye.
So being mesmerised by the human mind isn’t enough I guess. Shucks eh? Gotta find another occupation to go after.
Maybe I’ll be some historian on Hitler. Or be one of those Project Runway people, fashion designer. Hah! Or better yet, a cow farm. I’ll call it, “Moo’s Paradise.” HAHA, I’m just shitting around.
Cows.
So I can start a cow collection. Ohhh cows everywhere prancing in the fields. Fah lalalala.
Not real cows though.
…
Actually material-wise, I’ve already gotten pretty much all I want and need, except for the guitar. So it’s not a big deal.
After all, Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. So I don’t really care. But heck, the decorations and presents are great.
Even if Jesus’s real, Christmas isn’t even his correct birthday. It’s in April.
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Headed towards Plaza Singapura with Evonne, FL and Aiyan yesterday.
We didn’t do much, but Aiyan lent me her guitar.
I was so crazily ecstatic that I came up with some Jingle Bells song on the guitar.
I went pretty high then I chilled when reality hit me that a Jingle Bells song wasn’t the biggest thing since sliced bread.
And now I’m learning as much as I can from the net. My fingers will become wrinkled prunes and hurt like 50 pins stabbing into my fingertips by the time I’m done but shit that, this is incredibly exhilarating. Hooey.
We actually sat in the undeground passage way and started playing the guitar for everyone who walked past us.
Kinda stupid, but it was funny. FL started strumming and singing, “Vanakkam!” to a malay dude. Big mistake, ouch. Haha.
Then we walked about and blah blah blah, ta dah. End of the day.
I just found out how to hold a guitar pick. I didn’t even know there was supposed to be some specific technique.
3 Responses to “Christmas List”
woah.you dont like huiqi.she copies xiaxue’s quotes.
Hey Linda, long time no see. =)
Passerby: She does? Whoohoo, all the more reason to.
heya girl . um, add me in msn. =) lol, ur blog entertained me for quite long =) great job on long posts =)