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Yesterday, I was actually starting to think 3C was starting to improve in the entertainment section, and it is, and I felt rather happy about it, thought my day was going to end as a happy and contented one. But happiness is always short lived.
Later on in the day, one of my most embarrassing, traumatising and retarded moments took place. I was so horrified to the point where I felt like, I don’t know, randomly plucking eyeballs out and throwing them into… buckets.
Why do all these strange and dumb things happen to me? Grh.
So much for having bizarre friends.
Anyway, life in school gets a little lonely sometimes. As I’ve repeated a thousand times, there are always the people you hang out with but don’t have any real depth, blahblahblah.
It’s not as sad as it supposedly sounds, it does get rather satisfying sometimes, a homey feeling. Like you’re living inside your head. All the while we’re spewing amusing crap among each other and our heads are dead blank, then suddenly you have some peace and quiet.
Maybe after 14 years of thoughts whirlpooling about what is happening in the present and imagining the future, it’s time to take a break. Maybe disconnecting is healthy, in a way. Or maybe this is just identity crisis or whatever puberty shit teenagers go through.
It’s nice to make new friends. Let’s see.. Vimal, Sarah, Fiza, Yong Jie aka Eason (HAH!), Yong Quan, Rachel, Lim Pon, Shi Xiang, Teng Hui, Zhiyi, Jingmei, Wei Rong, Ming Jie, Jasmine, Terence Foo, Xiao Xuan, Amalina, Tania, Huan Wen yadidada. It’s a wonder how I manage to keep track of all those cheena names.
Maybe I should just call them John, Tom, Dick, Harry, whatever to get my mind straight 10 years down the road.
Then some old classmate will go, “Remember that guy with the ultra hairy legs until some mosquito actually died while being caught in the hair?” and I’ll go, “Hmmm.. Oh! Yeah, Harry!”
I shall call Teng Hui.. Hmm.. I shall call him Andy. He looks like an Andy. Yongjie is obviously Eason. Zhiyi shall be Matthew. Shi Xiang will be Aaron. Wei Rong will be Dick [for obvious reasons, muaha]. Yong Quan shall be Randy. Huan Wen will be Andrew.
Of course I’m just kidding. No offence, if any of you happen to stumble upon my blog.
I just realised how annoying emo songs are. They’ve always been annoying, the tune and lyrics both just tick me off. But once I got right down to listen to them, I discovered JUST how downright WAH?! they are.
For an unknown and mysterious reason, I actually downloaded The Click Five’s Just The Girl. This shows how powerful and vicious nature can be. Oh my god, I can’t believe I’ve just ruined my reputation, THE CLICK FIVE FOR SPONGEBOB’S SAKE, but this must be known to the public.
In the video, they went back to old school. Actually they all looked so identical that I thought it was just one dude doing all the work and having some fun by creating clones of himself on TV. How wrong was I?
I infested my iPod with that song. And so I listened to it. God knows how much it cheesed me off. It makes no sense.
She’s cold and she’s cruel
But she knows what she’s doin’
This is presumably trying to convey that he has a crush on a cold hard popular cheerleading chick who disses nerds like himself. Awww.
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
So she laughs at you when you dream about how she laughs. So technically speaking, she’s laughing at her own laugh. Amusing and mysterious girl, mm mm.
Strange as it seems
She’s the one I’m after
Yes, it is strange, dickhead. Never in my wildest nightmares will I go for a dude who finds his own laugh amusing and is “cruel but knows what” he’s “doing”. It just means he’s whacked up.
Cause she’s bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can’t help myself
I don’t want anyone else
She’s a mystery
She’s too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She’s just the girl I’m looking for
Is it just me, or is this starting to sound like Busted?
This must be the millionth and twenty second song about having a crush on a hardass bitch.
Fill in the blanks and you’ve got yourself a Busted song!
She’s ______ and _______
She treats me like ____ and calls me a ____
But I loooovveee her, coz she’s _______!
I’ll give my heart to her, coz she’s ________!
I’ll do anything for her, coz she’s _______!
She ____________ and I knew, out of the blue
That my love for her is trueeee
She can’t keep a secret
For more than an hour
You’re going to pursue a relationship with a girl who can’t be trusted? Dude, while you’re busy being smitten by her “cold” and “cruel” doings, she’ll be smooching with another nerd.
The moment you reveal your darkest secret of wearing power rangers boxers to her, poof, there goes your reputation before you can even say, “GO GO POWAH!”
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do
I’d do anything for her
This girl is lucky. She’s got a Power ranger fan waiting at her hand and foot. The more you diss him, the closer he’ll get. Okay, maybe not so lucky after all.
Cause she’s bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can’t help myself
I don’t want anyone else
She’s a mys - Yeah blah blah, there he goes again, she’s whatever.
The way she sees it’s me
On her caller I.D.
She won’t pick up the phone
She’d rather be alone
But I can’t give up just yet
Cause every word she’s ever said
Still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head
I can see the connection between ‘ringing’ and ‘phone’!!!11
Mrs Poon’s Unseen Prose skills are starting to rub off, muahaha! I shall do you proud Mrs Poon, I shall conquer Macbeth with every fibre of my being and I will put in every droplet of sweat, blood and body fluid I squeeze out of my pores even if it means pimples!!!11
She’s cold and she’s cruel
But she knows what she’s doin’
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined
No seriously, what is he saying? What is dis?! He’s so unbelievably ecstatic when she’s being all cold and cruel and whatnot, but yet his day gets ruined. I don’t get it lah, I just don’t. This dude is pooped up in the mind.
Cause she’s bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can’t help my – Yah yah, she’s whatever again.
Just the girl I’m looking for
I’m looking for
I’m looking for
I’m looking for
Just the girl I’m looking for
You power ranger freak.
There are about 10 million songs just like this one, and I feel so ashamed when I see girls bobbing their heads to the song and hoist banners like, “HEY LOOK HERE CLICK FIVE! CLICK ME!”
One day, my sister and I came across a commercial on MTV with Kelly Clarkson and she started saying how “connected” she felt to her songs when the lyrics were first shown to her.
Christ, ANYONE would relate to such lyrics. It all contains the same thing: Life sucks but don’t give up, life is full of downs but we must look at the ups, ex boyfriend sucks, etc, the lot, hey, that’s my life too. But to actually associate your inner most feelings with these songs, well, to me, your feelings probably don’t have much depth.
Yah, the lyrics trigger your feelings’ surface, like, life sucks, yeah it does. But I don’t know, to put your entire self into the context.. Weird.
Anyway, that’s the thing about emo lyrics. They are vague and it applies to nearly everyone, so the teenagers will fall for it and swoon, “It’s written especially for me!!” and indulge into their CDs and stuff.
Ah, so that’s how they get their fans and money.