Such An Ass Today.
Happy Belated Birthday, Fiza!
My past couple of posts have started off with Happy Birthdays. Funky.
Anyway, I felt assholic today.
A friend gave me a Mars bar for the what, 4th time (Mmm.. Mars Bars… d’oh).
Mars rules all chocolates. MARS SHALL NEVAH DIE.
I love Mars bars like hell, but I actually blurted to him, “Why do you keep giving me the same chocolate, man?” Shit you, Julia. What do you want, Godiva? I should just shut up sometimes. God, this grotesque mouth disgusts me.
Well, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it, I swear! Drats, I’m such an ass.
Anyway.
These days, little kids are surrounding me. They’re screeching on the bus, wailing in the MRT train, banging into me while running then proceed to cry on the streets and pulling on my hair when seated behind me.
Maybe I should adopt exotic, foreign kids like Angelina Jolie does, maybe kids from Greenland or something.
But Evonne says, “What if you adopt a black kid? He’d asked, Mommy, why am I black and why are YOU white? WHY? Why would you do that to your child?!”
Good point.
What if having a kid is overrated? They keep saying that having a child will change your mental life forever. I wonder how the elderly feel about their children abandoning them, will any parent ever hate their child.
They keep telling us to wait, be patient. For now, studying is our mission. Later in life will we be able to dye our hair, get tattoos, find love and have a child. All we’re doing right now is waiting for that day to come, the day which will bring life fulfillment to us. Studying is just stalling time, make time pass a little quicker. Boosts your self-esteem too, creating a mindset that you’re smart.
Godamnit, we’re just going to wait until we die. We have all these expectations, that having a child or finding true love will complete our lives, but shit, will that ever happen? No expectations, no disappointments.
Okay lah, whatever.
So.. My results for common tests..
I’m still tickled by the -2.
Physics:29/40 (Overall: 65/100)
Chemistry: 30/50
E math: 39.5/40 (mwrhurhaw)
A math: 23/40
Chinese: 22.5/50 (Hopeless)
Geog Elect: 16/25
Social Studies: 18/25
Overall Combined Humans: 70/100
Literature: 16/25 (Drats)
English: 24/30
The wonky thing about 3C is that generally, we’re pretty concerned with grades. I don’t know, I just hope they don’t get too washed up with this stuff. Typically bloody Singaporean. They tend to think those who score high are God like figures. It gets a little creepy.
um.
MOO.