East Coast Park, Again Again.
I got dissed by a 12 year old.
Oh holy barnacle, dissed by a 12 year old.
Arrived at Eunice’s house at 11.30. Rang the doorbell 3 times, called her handphone, called her housephone, no answer.
OOO, big mystery.
But it turned out that she thought the maid was at the gate, or whatever. So I headed back home, when she called and cleared up the misunderstanding.
Gee. So we were late, about an hour.
Well, the news leaked today. [censored] and [censored] are together.
I was quite shocked, I guess flailing my arms chickenly and speaking incoherently showed that.
Of course it was going to happen soon, maybe a couple of weeks, but TODAY?!
Well, technically, last night. But we found out today.
I started ohmygod-ing when Pecky told me they held hands, also along the fact that a man jogged past us wearing a tiny pair of american-flag shorts.
Even he was thinking along the same lines; that it was just like a drama serial.
But those were funky shorts man.
It was quite a big reality hit, I don’t know why. [The couple, not the shorts] It just was.
Whoops, no offence to the 2 of you, that was not an insult.
It’s just weird, that’s all. Maybe it’s because I actually know [censored].
I didn’t know Timmy Turner (Timothy), so it didn’t seem that strange… Never mind.
Calvin looked pissed off, but Eunice said it’s just the way he looks. Interesting.
We went up onto one of those stone ledge thingys again. Pecky was so reluctant because of his blades, but he went anyway. Oh, and Eunice filmed the scene where he tried to get up. That’s just us, blackmailing twits.
And ate funky ice cream. Well, Lizard and me.
It was then we found out about [censored] and [censored]. They went for a walk, and the rest of us went gossiping away like fish aunties.
It was just along the lines of, “OHMYGOD!”, “NO WAY! REALLY?!” and “HAHHAHAHA.” So just clump these 3 lines together and it sounds like a conversation in White Chicks. Damn, that movie’s funny.
Pecky’s brother, the 12 year old who DISSED US ARGGHH, was doing a whole lot of funny business with sand.
He whacked it, stuck sticks in it, trashed it, whatever he could do to kill that damn sand.
I thought it looked ubberly cute. A little insane too, but cute.
Eunice and I tried skateboarding again but it was shortlived.
Gee, why?
1) Lizard dissed us.
She can practically shave off any amount of self-confidence you have left with her insults. Unbelievable.
Apparently, according to her, if you don’t know how to skateboard, you shouldn’t own one.
But in order to learn how to skateboard, you gotta own one, don’t you? HAH!
2) Pecky’s bro dissed us. His name is… Peck Kun. Ah ha, got it.
He rollerbladed in circles around us with the occasional, “Why so slow?” and challenged me to race. He won, obviously.
But karma is inevitable. He ripped his pants.
Oh wait, I forgot to add.
Ripped his pants twice
3) My feet’s skin ripped.
Big mistake for not skateboarding with shoes on, skin started tearing below my foot.
Eunice and I sat on our skateboards, waiting for them to turn back.
We were as slow as the mentality of bimbos anyway.
They came back, with Col and Liz trailing far behind.
It was then, it hit me: Not all men are chauvinistic pigs after all.
I thought they were being quite nice, which weirded me out because in school, the guys go, “KANINA CHAO CHEE BYE!” at everything they encounter, especially a empty bottle of wax/gel, and they ignore the girls, except the pretty but bimbotic ones.
I think there’s a running trend in my school.
If you’re pretty, you’re bimbotic and retarded.
If you’re cute, you’re intellectually slow and drool absent-mindedly at the most mind-boggling questions ever to storm mankind, “Is this chicken or tuna?” and “Does pork chops mean the chops of a pig?”
Why, guys, why do you like bimbotic girls? Easy to lay?
Okay.. Well.. Can’t argue with that..
Whoops, generalising again. Yikes.
Anyway
Calvin’s slippers were 2 sizes too big, so Peck Kun lent his flip flops, which ultimately caused the skin of my other foot to tear as well. WARGH LIFE SUCKS. It was just as bad, except much smaller. The wound on my right foot swallowed my toes.
Then some interview people came along, and filmed the bunch of them, Colin, Calvin, Peck Kun and Pecky’s cousin [I'm too afraid to spell out his name o.O] and asked stupid questions about Singapore.
Like.. What do you think about Singapore.. Propaganda usual.
They were dumbfounded. It was bloody hilarious.
So I sat on Eunice’s skateboard and she pushed me, it was so co-bloody-ol. Peck Kun was on rollerblades and pushed, so I went flying. WHHHEEE. There were, of course, losers who scorned upon us childish fools, but who gives a shit.
We went back to McDonalds and stoned like eediots for a while. Then we left.
Liz and I went back to Eunice’s house. POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL!
It was effing hilarious.
We played pokemon on Eunice’s play station, and she kept on winning and winning.
There’s one particular stupid game we like to play, Egg Emergency. CHANCEY!
When Lizard lost, she’d scream and sob, “CHANCEY!!! CHANNNCEEYY!!” I thought my guts were going to burst out of my stomach.
We flopped on Eunice’s bed and talked for ages. Um. Felt like ages. And well..
That’s about it. Seems rather short in words but it was looong.
Then.. Um… Went home, and examined my feet.
It turns out that skin was peeling at another spot too. Arrrgghhh. So my feet look pretty deformed now, 3 chunks of raw skin revealed. My sister cleaned the wounds and bandaged them up. Hurt like ass. It was a real pain to shower, walking’s a hassle too.
Great. Holidays are here, and I can’t walk.
Gah. Brain juices ran out.
God hates shrimp!
P.S: Hey, alliteration! GGG!
3 Responses to “East Coast Park, Again Again.”
heyy.. is tt calvin frm ntss because if he is then i know him..
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Lizard: But in order to get better at it, we have to go to ecp to practise. So we’ll still be lousy at skateboarding the next time we go. Bwaha.
Lisais: Whoops, nope. The Calvin from NTSS is in our tution though.. This is another Calvin. 
heyo….when u guys get better at skateboarding, we’ll go ecp again… =P lolz