The Horrors of the Girl’s Toilet
Argh. Typed one whole big post but nooo, God didn’t want me to publish it. Figures.
Sometimes girls can be so gross.
Dudes, beware. Viewer’s discretion is advised.
Woman related topic, and it gets ugly. Very.
If you’re eating, well, stop it. Or be prepared to lace your computer screen with puke.
Amy and I were in the toilet in school the other day, and my oh my, feast your eyes.
Little puddles [Oh yes. Puddles] of blood were spotted all over the tiles, and the toilet seat was smeared, like, SMEARED SMEARED with blood.
The funny thing was that there wasn’t any blood swimming in the water in the toilet bowl.
She must’ve missed, big time.
Either that or she decided to pee on the floor or decided not to wear any underwear that day.
But what freak wouldn’t wear their underwear?! And why pee on the floor when you’ve got a toilet bowl situated 2cm behind you?!
Thus, she must’ve missed.
I thought I knew what messy and gross was, until I encountered THIS.
This is way beyond messy and gross, it’s.. macabre.
I never even knew that period could be that profuse. Just one word: Ewwww.
Hey, if the blood remains there, it can freak people out.
Like, night walks in TK, the people could venture into the girl’s toilet *gasp* and find blood. It’ll be so freaky, like someone’s throat got slit in the cubicle and left hanging on the toilet seat.
I was also cruelly reminded about an incident about a year ago.
Aiyan and I were in the toilet and we saw.. Feast your eyes again!
Smeared fingerprints on the walls. Bloody fingerprints.
It seems highly doubtful that it was blood from a wound.
It’s somehow linked, the evidence adds up! Girl’s toilet + Blood = Period.
She must’ve been really angry or something, and SWIPE! Left a souvenier for the girl’s toilet.
Another occasion, there was a sticker of the wing of a pad stuck onto the wall.
For Spongebob’s sake, there’s a blue bin next to the toilet bowl, does it pain you to flick it in?
It requires about as much energy as sticking it to the wall anyway.
The strange things girls do.
Another time in New Zealand, Julien, Xiang, Natasha, Jillene, Heather and I shared one bathroom. Another girl used it, and left behind a gift for all.
A used pad faced down, next to the sink.
Thank god it was near the sink, my face could just shift 2cm away from the gross sight and puke. Natasha bravely cleaned it up. Ahh icky icky icky.
Up to this day, we still don’t know who the mysterious bleeder is.
If I ever meet her, I’ll send her for one of those sex-ed courses, you know, the one in P6 when they teach you how to clean up after yourself.
So, have I successfully taken away your appetite?
Plus, here’s another reason not to be a janitor when you grow up – You’ll have to clean blood from someone else’s womb/vagina [Excuse me la I don't take biology no more]
I remember back in primary school, Eunice (I think?) and I would go to the toilet, and sometimes there would be ants swarming the sink. Then we’d have our fun by squirting water directly onto them, DROOOWWNNN YOU LITTLE ANT FINKS.
Cruel, yes. But don’t forget, ants are able to eat your brain if they ever get into your skull 
Anyway, the girl’s toilet is filled with dirty stuff. Blood lurks around every corner and crevice.
I wonder if the dude’s toilet is just as yucky.
2 Responses to “The Horrors of the Girl’s Toilet”
W.. Wh.. White droplets? What’s..
OH. Alright. Geddit. Um.. Hahahahah =)
Nah, for the dudes toilet… you only have the occasional brown smears or white droplets (what could it be, I wonder…)