The Adventures of the Ponning Gang
Adventures of The Ponning Gang
Self-proclaimed Queen of Pon: Sarah Thomas
Members of Pon: Chow Aiyan, Julia Ho.
Well actually, today was our first official adventure as a group.
But there’ll be more to come, duh.
Aiyan had forgotten to bring her P.E attire, thus, once again, we planned to hide in the toilet to escape BAL, in short.
I find it bloody amusing that he calls himself ‘Bal’. It’s fun to say it, BAL. BAAL. Like, BAAH, but with an L! How fun.
I suddenly recalled that Sarah hated P.E, so I invited her to the promise land – The Girls’ Toilet. Being the Bal-hater she is, she agreed.
But she bailed out! Aiyan and I were appalled, so we just stayed in the toilet, just the two of us..
Yep. Just the 2 of us, Aiyan and me.
Just our lonesome selves. A and J.
Alrighty, staying in the toilet for 35 minutes, just the two of us.
Dum dee dum dee dum..
Hmm.. 30 minutes to go..
Oh gee, there’s a a 5 week old school uniform dumped on the hand dryer..
Hey, here’s a yucky shoelace too..
“AH HAHAHAHHAHAHA. HAHAHAH. HAHAHHAHA,” we suddenly heard Sarah’s signature laughter, the kind which articulates every ‘HAH’.
She actually got scared when she saw Bal, and just ran all the way back. My god, she’s the funniest girl alive lah.
YEAH! POWAH TO THE PONNING GANG!
Then, Aiyan and I stepped out of the toilet to get some fresh air. Fresh air as in, non-ammonia/urine odour.
While we were leaning against the railing, Mrs Poon from the other side of the block in class 3F suddenly appeared at the window.
Aiyan screeched, “OH MY GOD! Mrs Poon saw us!”
Sure enough, there was Mrs Poon. She waved to get our attention, waving cutely! Then she started gesturing her arms in a questionable manner, like asking us what we were doing. I guess the empty classes at our block and us not being in P.E attire pretty much told her that we were loitering around.
I was like, “Oh. Goodd…” and slid behind the wall we were standing next to. Oh damnit. She’s gonna ask us what we were doing there tomorrow.
So we dashed back to the toilet. We spent most of the time panicking whether Mrs Poon was going to enter the toilet and combing our hair. HARHAR, well that was Sarah. And to my disgust, we found the pad wing still pasted on the wall. I guess even the janitors found it too icky.
So we were jollying around, crapping, changing, gossipping, whatever, until..
[Doom music]
Someone knocked the toilet door really loudly.
We panicked like numbnuts, thinking it was Bal or Mrs Poon or something.
So we dashed into the cubicles and the mysterious knocker entered the toilet. Aiyan and I went into one cubicle, Sarah went into another.
We just couldn’t stop laughing. My stomach hurt so much from stifling it, god. After a minute or so, a sluggish voice rang,
“Oi, girls. Hurry up lah. I need to check the toilets.”
Ah, so it was just the janitor.
Ohmygod lah, I’m laughing like a doofus typing this now. Aiyan and I decided to flush the toilet to pretend we just finished peeing.
But 2 girls leaving one cubicle where flushing was heard from would give the janitor a really queer idea, wouldn’t it.
I kept laughing away like an idiot, but we just flushed the toilet and left the cubicle anyway, so did Sarah.
So we ran out of the toilet, and I saw a glimpse of the janitor at the side of the door.
She’s the janitor I see everywhere in school! God, how peculiar.
We decided to run and hide in the secondary 1 level’s toilet until the bell rang. God, it was so bloody amusing.
Thus, that concludes the first episode of The Adventures of the Ponning Gang.
Tune in next time for more running away from Bal, Mrs Poon, janitors and combing of hair. 
Got a new ulcer on my gum. I’m confuzzled. Where’d the ulcer come from if I drank enough water to make me pee twice as usual and since when do ulcers grow on gums?
Congrats again on 3C owning the sec 3 level for the 50th anniversary games thing… Jus FYI, though it may be useless, Baal is a demon in Diablo 2… Thought you may like to know, he’s the end-game boss.