When I’m Not Studying…
My brain’s fried from doing A math, so I’m doing some non-exerting brain excercises aka doing whatever that is available on the internet.
Shit, I smell garlic bread.
Name 20 people that you’re thinking of right now. Do not read the questions below until you have filled in all 20 names. After completing, tag 5 people’s boards to get them to do this as well. Have fun!
1. Sarah Thomas; Ponning Queen
2. Paula
3. Aiyan
4. Pecky
5. Colin
6. Lizard
7. Eunice
8. Edward
9. Bal; bald P.E teacher. Haw.
10. Denise
11. Yong Quan
12. Teng Hui
13. Shi Xiang
14. Fang Lynn
15. Yong Jie
16. Lim Pon
17. Chee Yang
18. Mr Eio
19. Darence
20. Terence Foo
1. How did you meet 14?
Back when we were in secondary 1, 1C.
2. What would you do if you never met 1?
I wouldn’t be having so much fun during chemistry and physics! Haha. I wouln’t be making fun of [censored] so much either though.
Plus, my ponning sessions would not have taken place. The Ponning Gang could never have existed! All hail Sarah.
3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Whoa. My P.E teacher and Terence Foo? Total opposites.
Bal’s world revolves around running, Terence loathes it and he hates Bal anyway. But hey, opposites attract eh?
4. Did you ever like 19?
I used to.
5. Would 6 & 17 make a good couple?
Pon and Chee Yang. Well, they’re both females, so they’d have to be lesbians. Not bad, if they were. Chee Yang could be the girly one in the realtionship and Pon would be the loud one. Perfect. Cheeyang, if you’re reading this, JUST JOKING. LAUGH.
6. Would you ever date 4?
Heh, a coincidental question.
7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
He looks fine. I think he looked groovy during that time he wet his entire head and combed his hair all to one side. Gross and yucky, but groovy man.
8. Tell me something about 7.
MONAHEY! $$ Nah, she’s one of my best friends.
She’s just like me; hates the bimbos, hates running, loves drawing, flunks chinese and come to think of it, we’re almost identical. Except she’s shorter and has a trillion bucks more than me.
9. Do you know any of 12’s family members?
Nope. Except he shows me loads of pictures of his dogs, which he unnecessarily informed me that they have their periods once a year.
Well, Sid the Sloth loves his dogs. 
10. What’s 2’s favourite?
Favourite what? Stupid question. Probably getting her stuff confiscated during English, hah. She likes drawing though.
11. What would you do if 18 confessed that he/she likes you?
I’d report to the police and kick him. Pedophile on the loose! But this is a gross scenario, he’s my teacher.
12. What language does 15 speak?
English. He’s a fickle one though, he knows how to speak other weirdo languages too, the last time I heard him speak.
Maybe it’s Star Trek language.
13. Who is 9 going out with?
Terence Foo, duh. Nah seriously, his Thai wife.
14. How old is 16 now?
Lim Pon. 15 years old.
15. When’s the last time you talked to 13?
Today in school. I commented on his healthy gums, he told me to shut up. Shi Xiang’s the man.
16. What’s 3’s favourite band/singer?
Err.. I have no idea. I don’t think she has any.
17. Describe 3.
Toothpick. She can weave through crowds and I’d be stuck somewhere behind yelling for her to wait.
Despite the abundant amount of food she’s able to put away, it just seems as though the more she eats, she thinner she gets. Quoted from her. I think it’s true.
18. Would you ever date 20?
Terence again. NO, he’s with Bal.
19. Is 15 single?
Not to my knowledge, but I bet he’s dating Hamtaro or a life-sized Hi-5 [the TV show] poster.
20. What’s 10’s last name?
Chew. It should be Oink~
21. Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
*buggy eyed* That would be just weird man, NO. He’s nice though, he lets me copy his chinese homework.
22. What school does 8 go to?
Tanjong Katong Secondary School.
23. Where does 6 live?
Choa Chu Kang. I still have yet to be invited to her house-warming party.
It’s been 4 months overdue.
24. What’s your favourite thing about 5?
Heh, Colin.. Err, that he’s treating Lizard well? [he better be] kidding. And he’s sensitive.
Most dudes I know hate being sensitive, don’t be! It’s not sissy. Girls don’t like macho, heart-of-stone guys, girls like macho, sensitive dudes.
So listen to emo songs to get your emotions worked up and work out to tone your muscles.
25. Have you seen 1 naked?
HAHA I hope never to. Even if I did, we’d both be laughing till we piss in our pants, or in her case, just piss. I’ll prefer her clothed though.
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HAHA, I’m laughing my head off at Sarah’s sms:
Me: YO SARAH. Tomorrow we’ve got english test, but we’ve got a chemistry practical too. Which one to go to? =/
Sarah: Omg you are so kidding me man! What’s the english test on anyway?
Me: Haha. It’s on situational writing. But what to do?! Damn. Chickens.
Sarah: HAH. This mind-boggling situation calls for the expertise of the great Sarah Thomas… Sarah says.. GO FOR CHEMISTRY!!! Who the hell gives a shit about situational writing anyway. The chemistry practicaly is loads more important than this don’t you think? I thought parts of it if important for O levels too.
Fine, chemistry practical it shall be.
Anyway, I had another dream, but I can hardly remember what it was about.
I only remember wandering around in a toy store, and I found a huge shelf stuffed full of pokemon plushie toys.
I remember taking a dislike to the pokemon toys because they felt rough. They were like, electrobes or however it’s spelt.
But I found the heavenly toy [in my dream]:
Yeah, I pulled out a green penguin plushie. It wore a pink tiara and had the words ‘Starbucks Choc’ printed on it. It had those weird eyes too.
I pulled it out and hugged it and felt so happy. Weird.
I think I was dreaming of another version of the penguin plushie Lizard gave me. It must be haunting me.
Pokemons suck.