X Men 3
Waking up at 1pm makes you feel so lethargic that you don’t even feel like pooping.
The more I think about the movie, the more “What the hell..” my face gets.
When I got back home, I realised the weirdest things about the movie.
Firstly, I didn’t expect Xavier to die.
Secondly, I didn’t expect him to die grossly.
He’s a man of age and wisdom, so usually these sort of respected people in the movies die slowly, from poison or a knife. They’d collapse, and struggle to speak his last few words to the partner. The partner will tear and hug the guy, then he’ll peacefully close his eyes and die.
For example, um… Star Wars.
I think?
Well, I guess the producers decided to cut short that scene, from what should be around 5-10 minutes to 1 second. ‘
Or maybe their budget went low or something.
Xavier. Exploded. Poof.
Um… I wasn’t really sure how to react. I thought, “He can’t POSSIBLY die like that, he’ll come back alive.” 2 seconds later, a scene of Charles Xavier’s funeral came to place. And I thought, “?!?!”
I guess I expected a more grand death.
Exploding is for minor characters who don’t contribute much, like the porcupine dude. But Xavier!
The last scene where Wolverine tried to fight through Jean’s electromagnetic pulse was weird too. He was really pushing himself through. When he reached Jean, corny lines were exchanged.
The clincher was:
Wolerine: I love you.
*stab*
Jean Grey: *collapse in Wolverine’s arms*
Wolverine: NOOOOO!
kjhkjhoifheorfhwekjfwkejfejfsjds?!?!
Like, what were you expecting dude, you stabbed her.
Also, I thought the “sex” scene looked a bit queer.
Well, what do I know.
Anyway, I just.. Didn’t like it much. Beast and the angel wing dude were great though, but the producers totally cheated my feelings by placing angel dude’s face so widely on the poster, one would’ve thought he had more than 5 minutes of screen time.
And I don’t like Hugh Jackman.
He looks squarish.
I wish they’d stop showing the commercial of that cash/credit/money card.
You know, the one where a little Indian girl runs through the streets to buy “5 birds for my brother” [Indian accent] but the guy claims “it’s only enough for one bird” then Richard Gere flashes his card and releases 10 gajillion birds which probably caused bird flu etc?
It’s my favourite line now.
“5 birds for my brudder!” “But that’s only enough for one bird!”
The Indian accent is catchy.
Anyway, after the movie, Pecky and I were sitting in McDonalds and this little kid, probably 3 or 4 years old, toddled up to the glass wall next to us.
His mother was adjusting his pants or whatever [she was a mean mom, she whacked him for not standing still. People should really stop whacking kids, what goes around comes around], so he stood there looking at us, after taking a cookie/chewing gum (?) from his older sister.
AND OH MYY ARRGHH! He was the cutest kid I’ve ever seen. He didn’t look very bright, but! He started smiling and making faces at us, something which no baby has done at me before. So I was quite thrilled to have a baby look ecstatic to see me. Hope isn’t lost after all!
The faces he did were so adorable.
Scrunching his face, smiling… WAHAHAHA I’m really nuts over that kid. Anybody who hates kids will love him.
That’s not the best part yet – When his mother dragged him away, he turned his head back and waved at us! AND SMILED! WAVED AND SMILED! WAVED! SMILED! He was so kewt, I just wanted to kidnap him and dunno, make him do cute faces at me for the rest of my life.
He was so cute that I started to tear.
But crying in McDonalds would look awkward so, um, I didn’t.
Then we took off, wanting to find the kid again. But we couldn’t.
Brilliant as I am, I left my phone and wallet on the tray. Fantastic Julia, fantastic. But I got them back, the kind girls sitting next to us helped me.
Pecky thinks the barber cut his hair too short so it makes his face rounder (?!?!). Err. His fantastic-ly styled hair still looks the same though. I think he’d even look fine with a bald head [Vin Diesel, laser beams can reflect]. Except he’d be crying.
Speaking of hair, the dude in front of me in the cinema spiked his hair as well. So his hair took up about half of the screen, and my hands felt like reaching over to… flick it.
Can you imagine how many people Pecky would annoy with his hair blocking the screen. 
I want that kid. 5 birds for my brudder!