Dumb Quotes
Today was a funny day. Full of ridiculous quotes.
Some are probably just everyday stuff we say but I found it hilarious anyway. I must’ve eaten something wrong for breakfast.
“You know like, Paula, Julia and Sarah? PJS? Yah, it reminds me of ‘pajamas’. Hahaha!”
- Paula
“You stupid asth-hole!”
- Sarah
“You put braces arh?”
“Yep!”
“You rich larh, wear braces.”
“But.. You wear braces too, doofus.”
“That’s ‘cos my teeth very messy, yours look so straight still put arh? Rich idiot.”
“…”
- Louis
“Imagine you’re a farmer. And you have 50 *ships.”
[*ships = sheeps (?!?!)]
- Miss Ada Tan
“She said ’ships’! Hahaha! I have um.. 2 gooses! And 2 mouses! Hahaha!”
- Paula
“I lost my chemistry revision! Oh wait I found it.”
“Where?”
“It was in front of me. The only place I didn’t bother to search was the place where it would most obviously be.”
“All hail Shi Xiang.”
- Shixiang.
“Listening compre today.”
“How was it? Disgusting?”
“We got a pretty invigilator.”
- Colin
“Good luck for your O levels listening later!”
“Yah but that’s later. Good luck for yours next year.”
- Ting Xuan
“Hello, can I speak to Ah Long please?”
– Wrong number.
I find the ’ships’ one particularly funny.
Look, I have 20 fishs and 30 mouses!