SCANDAL!
I witnessed an unbelievable scandal yesterday, whoooo!
Guess who was caught with an elderly lady clinging lovingly to his arm?
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Mr Saddie Face! On second thought, I should’ve drawn a pink smiley with hearts as eyes.
After being caught red-handed in this scandal, he made me promise not to reveal to anyone his secret identity, in exchange for letting me keep the picture.
What. were. they. up. to?
*dang dang dang*
Okay, jokes aside, he was actually just helping out the old lady cross the road, like a good, nice Samaritan.
…yeah right! When pigs fly, haw!
He was really just up to something scandalous. Tsk tsk.
Half of the common test results were disappointing.
I didn’t expect Poon to allocate such shitty marks for English. The minute I saw my grade, I had the urge to flick something at her.
I failed social studies with a 12/25, something which I expected anyway. I detest listening to Tan Tsui Fung’s classes because if I did, I’d need to filter out all her one-dimensional propaganda speech and learn what is actually going to be tested, which is a big fat hassle and my fat brain is too lazy. Oh, and filter out all her dumb adventure stories with her daughter at Sentosa, which usually leave me drooling over the social studies textbook and snoring on my table.
Literature and A math were the only 2 A1s I managed to salvage.
The 3rd most proudest result was Chinese, it was a pass!
Damn I’m good.
It also turns out that 3C’s the worst pure science class in Physics and Chemistry, after the comparison was shown. I’m not too bothered, it just seems like one of those typical hypocritical things that teachers do all the time – usually insisting that comparing is not the way to go because you should only compare yourself, but in the end, they force this academic competition upon us. They don’t seem to realise that it’s unsuccessful in motivating us to do better, it simply creates friction of hatred between classes. There’s no other intellectual or mature way of putting it, so I’ll just say it – Fuck you, teachers.
On a funnier note, Sarah got stuck in a toilet cubicle today while changing for P.E.
Yep that’s right, we pon P.E no more. The Ponning Club has been disbanded.
The lock was jammed, and she started screaming in frustration while we were screaming with amusement. Rui Wen went into the neighbouring cubicle and managed to perch herself on the wall which separated the cubicles. Paula and I tried to un-jam the lock with a coin, but she still couldn’t get out. It was just hilarious like hell, and in a sudden second, the lock suddenly budged and she was free.
That toilet hates Sarah, hah.
You can imagine what a ridiculous excuse we had to recite to Balbinder when we were late for P.E. Like.. “I was stuck in the toilet!” it’s like one of those ‘the dog ate my homework’ kind of excuse, which made it even more funny.
Another dumb thing happened to me on the bus a couple of days ago.
It was 6.30am, and I was groggy, so I wasn’t aware of who was boarding the bus because I was too emersed in thinking grumpy thoughts.
Suddenly, I felt a slight tug on my hair.
I tried to ignore it, but I kept having the vague sense that my ponytail was being pulled.
I shifted around, hoping the werido behind me would realise that any second I could just punch him. But nooo. He continued. I gritted my teeth and tolerated it until I reached school, occasionally fidgeting around.
When I alighted the bus, I took a look at who it was.
Well, nothing too exciting or oh-my-god-ish. He was just a secondary school student from another school, and he looked innocent enough. But looks are deceiving man, I wonder what the hell he was thinking.
I thought that maybe he was, I dunno, wiping his mucus or chewing gum onto my hair (?!)
But it wasn’t infected with such crap when I checked. Gah. Weirdos sometimes…
Anyway, guilt has been washing over me these couple of days.
Teng Hui topped the class for physics, yet, after recess, he came up to me to tell me how terrible his physics grade was compared to 3A.
I flared up, and snapped, “GAAAHHHH!!! Good lord. Dude, you topped the class, you’ve gotten an A. Don’t compare yourself to others, it’s stupid.” But he continued to complain anyway, and I continued to implode like a corked volcano.
Looking back, I guess he didn’t mean any harm. He was actually quite proud about his physics marks because it was the first time he’d topped the class in anything, but maybe he just felt insecure or he wasn’t used to it, or maybe he just wanted to marvel at the ever so brilliant 3A.
My guilt gland was triggered when he finally replied, “Oh my god, relax man. So agitated… I’m just saying that 3A people are really smart.” and so I realised. I felt even more guilty when he helped me with physics. I should really start to learn how to stifle my anger.
Gah, brain juices have run out.
Here’re a couple of random pictures.
Was shopping the other day, and found this:
The perfect price would be… Six thousand, nine hundred and ninety.
In that case, I don’t wanna know what the ‘outrageous’ prices are…
Roderick hiding behind Paula’s mask. Yippee Yay.
6 Responses to “SCANDAL!”
^5 i passed chinese too! ^^ oh yea.. i already told you that. =/
ahh and one more thing about these commercial ads.. they always have the words “FREE” and “DISCOUNT” as big as possible.. and leave the details or terms n conditions in tiny fonts at the bottom.. =/
Lisais – Jetskis = Happiness? Haha! And for 5770 bucks too.. Happiness is too costly man. Anyway, even if the “perfect price” was $69.90, it’s still pretty outrageous. o.O
Jelly Belly – Helloo Magic Shit, long time no talk. YEAH HIGH-5 MAN, you got C5 right? A high C, whoopeedo~
Yeah they always do that.. No such thing as “discount” or “free” unless it involves stuff which was rejected by the third-world countries or stuff that comes in XXXXXXXXXL size lah.. Oh wells. Cannot be kiasu ._.
Heya, it’s been a long time, or as long as a month can be anyway. My sincere apologies for not meeting up at recess, prelims are on the way and the ominous ‘O’ Levels arriving as well.
Hope you’re fine, (by the sound of it, you’re having quite a bit of fun. Keep it up, everyone needs a laugh now and then, it does wonders.)
Will meet up wif you after my major exams are over, which won’t be long.
In the meantime, stay happy, even if it is hard to do so, I understand…
Btw, I got B3 for written paper and Merit for Oral in my GCE ‘O’ Level MT exam. Damn, end of year I gotta retake, bloody skool policy.
Heya Eddie. Yeah let’s meet up after exams. I think Liz wants to too, wheehoo. Wait, the school is FORCING you people to retake chinese just because you guys didn’t get an A? What the HELL? Forget it man, concentrate on the other subjects man. They can’t possibly make it compulsory…. wkjfhwkjfwskdhkhfwjfh ergh pie.
Anyway, good luck for O levels & prelims man. Omg I just realised you won’t be in TK anymore next year. Man, sucks. May the force be with you.
Thanks.. Yea, anyone below and A1 or A2 has to retake…
Crappy policy, but I suppose it helps if I can push the B3 up to A1 or A2…
Ha ha, yea I’m leaving TK after this year. Can’t believe 4 years have just flown by so quickly.
But I’ll come back during CNY and Teacher’s Day, just like how I return to my primary skool 3 or 4 times every year.
i once saw this commercial that said, happiness, for just $5770!
they were selling jetskis..