Kids Nowadays Arh…
[edit] EEUURRGGHHAAGRRHH! Looks like Mr Tchen already removed the bloody online quiz. But the deadline’s the 22nd! Why the hell is it gone?! Now people are tellling me that he said that the deadline was 20th! Now Navin says it’s the deadline was on the 17th! Since bloody when?! I specifically heard the 22nd! And the QUIZ says 22nd! What utter shit..? God I just really want to hit something now, I’m freaking out. [/edit]
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Note: This post may contain some content which boys may find insulting. Apologies to the nice dudes out there reading this, my theory is only based upon stereotypical ideas and perceptions. Girls have flaws too!
Kids can be annoying. Really annoying. Really really annoying. Extremely annoying.
They whine, curse without knowing what the insults really mean, think that Pokemon cards are still the hippest thing around, stumble around like zombies with gamboys shielding half their faces and again, whining.
Of course, there are a few exceptions, like that little kid who waved at me. *sniff*
I’ll never forget you, little kid! He’s my dream baby.
But focussing on the annoying group. I swear, some kids nowadays are spoilt brats. There’re kids out there with no education, no shelter, no food, and they still have the audacity to whine about how they can’t have the latest Yu-Gi-Oh IX video game. I’m quite sure that our generatinon wasn’t as whiny as this bunch.
One live example. A couple of days ago, Wei Rong and I were on the bus on the way home. We were on the upper deck of the bus, and there were 2 secondary 2 or secondary 1 teens sitting at the front. I’m sooo gonna find out what school they were from. Some blue badge and an all white uniform. You’re going down, kids.
These 2 kids obviously thought they ruled the world. I wouldn’t be surprised if they puked on everyone on the bus, claiming that their puke was holy and pure and the key to enlightenment. Initially, they weren’t annoying. They were simply 2 teens chatting in typical computer geek talk, which homosapiens of the norm cannot decipher.
However, vigorous computer geeks as they were, they began to trash the bus.
Basically there were 2 characters: Fatty and Skinny. I’m sure the both of them will grow up to be fine hunks or whatever, but for the time being, they were 2 idiots brandishing their bottles and unbrellas like swords in a Chinese martial arts film. Karate kids they shall be then.
If there was a commentator present, like Jim Ross, it would’ve sounded like this:
So, Fatty, obviously the bully, decides to have some fun with Skinny.
Peering at Skinny through window-glass-thick spectacles, he catches Skinny off guard!
*Wham!* There goes Skinny’s Yu-Gi-Oh’s card box onto the floor! Oof, Skinny lands one on Fatty with his limited yet intimidating vocabulary, “FUCK LAH CHEE BYE!” and scurries in desperation for his box!
Oh ho! Fatty doesn’t look too pleased! Looks like he’s going to tackle Skinny with a Shooting Star Jump! But wait, he’s unable to get up onto the seat… OH HO! Now that’s got to hurt! Slipped and fell on his precious equipment, he did! What’s that he said? Ah, “OH FUCK!” I suppose, a predictable reply, yet it certainly does convey the pain he’s going through!
Now, Skinny’s laughing openly at Fatty’s self-rendered impotency! Attempting to take advantage of the moment, he reaches into his trusty bag. What’s he gonna pull out now? Wait, no, don’t tell me it’s… Oh my Lord! Why it is! Skinny’s secret weapon! The Unbreakable Umbrella! That umbrella will certainly bring about Doomsday for Fatty now!
There he goes! Oof! A nice one to the head there, Skinny! Whoa, Fatty looks pretty pissed off there, Skinny. He’s reaching into his bag.. It’s.. It’s.. Why, he’s pulled out an Unbreakable Umbrella too! Holy Smojus! 2 mighty weapons in the hands of 2 highly skilled karate kids, who will defeat the odds?
There they go again, in their queer, alien talk. Boy, I can’t decipher what their saying! I’ve invited a special guest today – Hwee Kok the SodNoob Expert, he’s been studying and experimenting with strange beings such as these 2 oddballs at CU – Cheena University. Tell us Sid, what are they saying?
Hwee Kok: *sniffs nose inhaler* Hyuk. Well euh, sounds like they’re toking smack tok. Ah, the fat fat one ah, he said something like.. “Fuck your mother’s pussy lah!” Yeah. Deesgusting. Oh, den the skeeny skeeny one say, “Shit you arh!” Aiyoh. In Warcraft hurh, say, “F you CB!” can liao lorh. Need to say so many tings meh? *scratches pimples*
Thank you, Hwee Kok. Oh, looks like Fatty’s given up on the Unbreakable Umbrella! After all, Skinny doesn’t seem to be relenting. He’s moving towards another secret weapon now – his sissy pink bottle! BAM! He lands one on Skinny, that’s gonna raise a welt for sure! Oh look, Skinny’s not going to give up – he’s turning to his bottle as well!
More curious apparent smack talk seems to be exchanged! Ain’t it odd that the other passengers on the bus aren’t annoyed? Why, even the tunes of Motorhead won’t be able to drown out their vulgar screaming, even at high volume! Such a feat for these 2 gifted karate kids!
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Yeah, on and on and on.
They were screaming some really crude stuff for secondary 1 or 2 dudes, or maybe that’s just the way dudes talk to each other.
Well, adolescent annoyance aside, I suddenly felt quite old when I glanced at the 2 idiots, then to Wei Rong. Whoa, stark contrast! It was hard to imagine any of those boys would grow to be as big and tall as Wei Rong. I myself am still in disbelief by his size.
I think us 15 year old girls have finally reached the stage where even boys don’t act so immaturely anymore. Stereotypically speaking, girls are more mature than boys. So when dudes have reached the stage where their maturity has somewhat increased, imagine the the stage of maturity which girls must’ve reached already. Plus, Wei Rong’s like 1.83m, 30cm taller than me, which further pushed the maturity process. Okay I don’t make sense.
Anyway, main point is that I felt really old and odd. It’s surprising how our ages may differ by only a year or 2, but the difference in character is so significant. But of course, I still see 17-18 year old losers who scream at each other with their limited vocabulary, “Cheebye/Hum ji arh!”. Hey, maybe by next year, I’ll have transformed into a hippie-lesbian and a carrot lover.
Well, back to the ball-less pair, I was getting increasingly irritated by their flowing stream of vulgarities, their lack of respect for public tranquility and their thick, impermeable egos.
Just before alighting the bus, I uttered, “Excuse me, could you please keep it down.” It didn’t come out as strongly and as irritated as I would’ve liked it to be, I nearly said it in a polite manner, but they still got the message and finally shut up anyway. They probably went kuckoo again after I alighted.
Imagine when we’re 25. Boys will no longer push each other around, recklessly spurting out random vulgarities and nonsensical threats; girls will no longer drown in bitch fits, whine about “depression” and acting bimbotic, in fact, these very girls, or should I say women, will be marrying these very dudes. Wow. I can’t imagine my future husband to be an adult even, I can’t imagine what his name would be or how he’d look like, can you? Or maybe I won’t even get married. Or maybe I’d be stuck in a situation where my husband and I would divorce. Possibilities and speculations are endless. I may end up with a man with a name which sounds very “chee ko pek”ish or wind up with a Caucasian. Okay, disgressing.
*Heaves “Ah mah” sigh* Sigh, Kids nowadays arh.. *smooths remaining hair across bald head*