Yet Another Rant About Other Idiots
I think every generation will consist of at least one annoying, linguistic doofus who assumes that his writing gains people’s respect but it simply increases loathe among his/her peers And it seems as though these “Chosen Ones” are extremely similar in every generation.
My sister loathes a guy to no limits, his name is Azrul. He’s a muslim, but he doesn’t respect his religion’s wishes. He has sex during the fasting period, even. His ego is so gargantuan that he cannot see past pretty, cheap girls who are [crazily!] willing to sleep with him, and he assumes that he’s a qualified writer/poet by scribbling complicated, “deep” poems and entries about sex and himself on his blog.
He “humbly” admits in an “Aw, shucks” manner that he’s a literary wannabe [often resulting in sounding contrived] in order to receive assurances from weird friends/sleeping partners that his writing is oh-so-damn-good [his recent entry consisted of copied-and-pasted testimonials from Friendster]. He thinks he’s a hot fireman. He also admits to all his faults and wrong doings, assuming that he’s being brave and haughty by being able to admit to his faults. Yet, he does nothing to change these flaws. It’s as if he thinks that no one can criticise him as long as he shouts to the world about his flaws. He delves into “controversial” topics such as, you guessed it, sex.
Oh, and he smiles like a chipmunk:
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THAT’S the way he smiles, and claims that that very face of his exudes sexual charisma.
More like Chip and Dale charisma.
And he has bad breath.
My sister makes hilarious jokes about him.
Since he’s a fireman, my sister says, “I hope that feminine layer of fat on his body will act as a fuel to the fire and burn him alive!! MUAHAHA!!”
Anyway, the point is, no nobody likes the linguistic wannabe.
Think about it.
Oops, I hope Azrul doesn’t find this blog.