‘Yes’ Man.
“Hey, N_____, your school is teaching RV (relative velocity) already right?”
“Yep. But it’s so full of shit. They just keep giving notes.”
“Really?”
“Yah. When they dunno how to do, they ask me how to do.”
“Really, ask you?”
“Yah they ask me how to do those RV questions.”
“Why you?”
” ‘Cos I’m the RV pro wad.”
*Flops head exasperatedly on Lizard’s shoulder, then runs to the toilet to puke*
I think he’s like an ego-sponge. He just soaks up all the ego in the world, stand close to him and all your self-esteem will diffuse into his pores. Spongebob Egopants. Megalo-EGO-maniac. Egotastic.
Spongebob Egopants, I like that nickname…