Another List
I saw this on Jessie’s blog and thought that it was a great way to confess what you feel without them knowing it’s directed at them. Although I realized that after typing out all these, some were directed at the same person. If I lumped them altogether though, it’d be pretty obvious who I’m talking about.
Things I Would Say to People if I Had the Guts to:
1. Honestly, I couldn’t give a damn about your life details. (After saying this I would get up from my seat and walk away just to show the extent of my couldn’t-give-a-damn-ness)
2. Before insulting a particular group of people, please look around the room first before saying it. That group of people are usually in the proximity, it ends up being really embarrassing for yourself and me.
3. Verbal ability does not equate to intelligence and confidence.
4. I think you’re secretly harboring extreme elitist views without knowing it. It really sickens me the way you look down on people with lower academic ability. I feel like tearing my hair out whenever you make an elitist comment, which is about every time you open your mouth.
5. Just because I don’t have 24/7 verbal diarrhea like you do doesn’t mean I don’t have opinions. Here’s an opinion: You’re views are ridiculously distorted and I hate listening to you talk because whatever spews out of your mouth leaves me incredulous for weeks due to its ridiculous nature. I also think it’s really dumb of you to choose not to be receptive, because you end up giving up listening altogether.
6. Woman, you just HAVE to put on some pants!
7. Stop whining and being a hypocrite. You could at least practice what you preach. Sheesh. Common sense, woman!!!
8. You like to pretend that you’re incredibly deep, insightful, artistic and worldly; when in reality you’re just a horny little 17 year old.
9. Sometimes being blunt and honest just appears as a lack of basic etiquette.
10. I’ve been trying to help you, but you’re just so damn stubborn that I’ve given up on you.
11. I really wish we were closer friends.
12. Stop wearing blue contact lenses already. It creeps people out.
13. You don’t need it, you’re strong enough to stand on your own. But then again it makes you happy, so I guess it’s all for the best. I do hope you’ll snap out of it one day, though I doubt that will ever happen.
14. I think you’re one of the most kind-hearted, patient and caring person I’d ever met. You really deserve everything that’s good in life. I think you’re a beautiful person.
15. It’s very ironic when you bitch about ugly people when you don’t look that great yourself.
16. I appear to hate you but I actually feel a mixture of pity and apathy for you.
17. I hate you because you’re one of those people who simply doesn’t care about anything just because “it didn’t happen to you”, like the earthquake in China etc. You’re an ignorant, selfish brat. Honestly, I don’t think you deserve anything in life.
18. I find you rather handsome, actually.
10 things.
How to Spot an Attention-Grabbing Whore Person (’whore’ sounded too mean, even for me):
1. “It’s so hard to put on a facade in school, no one knows how I truly feel. Everyone’s so two-faced!” is the bottom-line in most of their blog entries. That and, “Whatever bitches, whatever you’ve got to say, say it to my face!” When they don’t truly mean it. I’ve learned in secondary 2 that when someone says, “Say it to my face,” they actually don’t want you to confront them.
2. They cry in front of everyone in the canteen during break time. Enough said.
3. They cry in front of everyone in the canteen during break time and waits for someone to comfort them. Obviously, my reaction is to ignore.
4. They cry in front of everyone in the canteen during break time and when someone innocent and naive enough asks him/her what’s wrong, she says, “Oh, nothing.” This ambiguous response shows their desire for attention and it’s supposed to make you more concerned for her/him.
5. They say a lot of ambiguous things so that you’d keep asking her what the hell she’s talking about. That’s attention.
6. They like to emphasize on the number of friends they have. Oftentimes on their blogs, this statement, “[name], LOVE YOU MANY! We shall [insert inside joke] again one day okay! :)” will appear numerous times. This is to “show the world” how many friends they have and how secure they are when ironically, it simply reveals their insecurity. Oops.
7. They like to state a problem [Eg. "Everyone in class are so bitchy because they leave me out"], however by doing so, they don’t realize that they’re actually MAKING and BEING the problem.
8. They cry a lot in public places. I cannot emphasize more on the public crying.
9. They insult themselves a lot in order to get reassurance from others. “My hair’s too straight today!” or “OH MY GOD I’M FAT!” (in reality they only weigh 45-50kg) or “Yucks, I look so fugly.” Sometimes I have the urge to say, “Yes, your hair looks like crap, and so does your physique and face.”
10. They talk about themselves in a very crafted way. Sometimes it’s like this, “Oh my gosh, that guy is like, such a flirt, he keeps flirting with me! What should I do? Should I keep talking to him? I don’t want to give him the wrong impression leh,” and regardless of what anyone says, she will continue talking to the guy. She doesn’t actually want anyone’s advice, she just wants to brag.
11. CRYING IN PUBLIC.
Picture Post
[Dude in orange shirt = Haniel]
I was under the impression that he was going to be the star of the musical, but he didn’t appear for the first 1 hour and 40 minutes. Sue Ann and I were like, “Where the heck is Haniel?!” But he appeared at the end with 1 line.
But it was fun anyway, thanks for the ticket Haniel 
I uploaded all the photos in my phone, so this shall be a picture post, though the pictures may be quite disconnected.
One of the many cakes which my class loves to bake. My class is so full of bakers, you can be assured that whenever an event rolls along, there will be cupcakes/cakes/cookies sitting on the canteen table. Too bad I don’t know anything beyond cooking instant soup and noodles. I had a cooking phobia ever since I cut off a chunk of my thumb while cutting a carrot. Bloody carrots, why are they so round…
My inanimate calculator becoming alive, thanks to Julien’s stickers.
Please ignore the Harry Potter book in the background.
I totally hated the last book, Snape only appeared in the last few pages?! Ridikulus!
Besides baking a lot, my class eats a lot too.
Some eat a roti-prata as a dessert after eating chicken rice. I can barely finish my chicken rice sometimes.
Jiexin being her usual glamorous self 
Birthday ‘card’ we made for Eunice. LOL at Dee’s facial expression.
Though I had a total Michael-Kelso moment and revealed that our gift (a teddy bear) cost $30.00.
Showgirl advertising a sports car
Time to tackle Economics 