Growing into an old 17 year old auntie
[edit] Wtf I’m a complete, utter idiot. I pushed my phone’s memory stick into this laptop without knowing that the slot was too big for the memory stick. It wasn’t completely inside the slot, so I tried to make it drop out by shaking the laptop vertically, but it couldn’t come out.
So I had this fabulous idea: I could push the memory stick fully into the slot, then when I use something to push it, it’ll be ejected!
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.
Now it’s SUPER-stuck. Fuck. Computer repair shop, you’ll be earning more money from computer idiots like me… [/edit]
As the title suggests, today I’ve turned into an old 17 year old auntie.
JC student already man, no more fooling around with trivial O levels!
Thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday, I really appreciated the effort to message and call… And to those who didnt: PHOOEY. Haha, just kidding.
Shi Xiang’s call was the best man:
SX: HI JULIA, IT’S ME! I’m going to do something really lame…
Me: Hi Shi Xiang. Okay, what?
SX: I’m going to sing you a song!
Me: Huh, why?!
SX: For fun… Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you [insert rest of song + Chinese version] Okay, have a great 17th brithday.
Teng Hui’s call was also damn funny:
Teng: *deep voice* “Hello, may I speak to Sophia please?”
Me: *thinking: Hmm this sounds very much like Teng… And it’s so like Teng to play a prank… But still…* “Uh. No?”
Teng: “HAHA EH JULIA HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
Then I went back to watch Dexter Season 2, which totally sucks by the way. It’s just like Prison Break, Lost and Heroes – it begins to degenerate after season 1. Plus, season 2 of Dexter shows a lot of boobies. Hello, totally unnecessary.
Anyhoo, I met Lizard (who was totally RED hot today ‘cos she was wearing a red dress) and Eunice at Orchard.
They presented the best gift I ever got:
My favorite vegetable in the world man, I eat this like everyday? I was totally anticipating some out-of-the-world gift, because last year’s was orange striped BRA STRAPS. Can’t wait to see what next year’s will be. Pads? Toe nail clippings? Nose hair shaver?
Anyway, I must have accidentally gave the impression that I was upset, because I left for the toilet and didn’t come back for quite some time. They thought I was crying in the toilet, but in actual fact, I was lost and roamed each floor of Paragon to look for a damn toilet. Paragon’s toilet signs are unhelpful and redundant. Haha, sorry guys.
When I got back, surprise! I found Denise (hiding behind a menu), chocolate cake (Damn my chocolate-detox diet, ended up eating 4 slices) and some presents 
Well the picture of the cake is actually in my stupid phone’s memory card, so I leeched a picture off Lizard instead:
Well, thank you so much, everyone, I really appreciated it
Stop making me feel guilty about not doing much on other people’s birthdays >=(
2 Responses to “Growing into an old 17 year old auntie”
hey julia! happy belated! looks like u had a blast 
lalalala….MY BIRTHDAY’S on the 16 OF NOV!!!!!! *hint hint*