Hell’s Nightmare
Sam showed me the blog of a guy whom my friends have been talking about… He seemed too extreme to be true, like the combination of two particularly religious and zealous people in my school.
The following is his aim in life:
“Mission: Plunder hell and populate heaven
Hell’s nightmare!!!!!!!!!!
Vessel of God!!!!!!!!!”
I hate it so much to the point where I love it.
It would’ve made much more of an impact if a) exclamation marks didn’t proliferate this motto thus rendering it a complete joke, b) make his mission sound like a cheesy firewindcrossbonesthunderlightninghell sort of thing, like one of those cheesy metal bands that insert all kinds of “rebel” elements to their songs for the sake of it without taking the significance into consideration (ie. Dragonforce or The Meatmen) (But then again I like those bands, whoops) and c) “Hell’s Nightmare”? Seriously?
[Edit] Oh I forgot to add, while skimming his blog, I mentioned to Sam that he seemed to be stuck at the 12 year old mentality where it was cool to come up with names like “Kyo Firex” and spew such meaningless, asinine content. Just at that moment, I saw an entry of his entitled “Words of Wisdom 12″ which ironically bragged about how mature he was already at the age of 12.
Irony.
3 Responses to “Hell’s Nightmare”
i wanna see that blog!
Sammi: HAHAHA true that. I can’t stop reading his blog, it’s so insane…
Haniel: Haha I’ll send you the link! Actually you could copy and paste that little crazy excerpt on google, his blog will appear. It’s the one with the stupid-looking url. Haha.
LOLLOL. Yeah he could very possibly be Hell’s Nightmare you know? Satan is probably afraid that God might bar him from heaven and then Satan will be stuck with him for the rest of eternity; talk about a nightmare.