So my cold escalated to a fever, went to my family doctor and super extreme measures in place man. They split the clinic into two (flu zone and non-flu zone) and had this really kan-chiong woman manning the front counter, taking the temperature of every patient, fill out loads of forms, distribute face masks to everyone and blah blah blah.
Anyway, if it’s H1N1, results will come back within a couple of days, if it isn’t then the results won’t come back so soon. Which means 2 days MC + weekend + No exams on Monday = 5 day holiday, whoohoo.
Funny Embarrassing Shit
Like Yap Seng said, I’m gonna blog about this… Haha.
Me: Oh shit, I shouldn’t have ordered ice green tea, I’m having my thingy (and I had cramps)…
Yap Seng: Having what?
Haniel: She’s having her period. Okay, let’s get hot green tea then.
*Call waiter over, waiter says he can’t serve us hot green tea because he already keyed into the system ice green tea blah blah, waiter leaves*
Teng Hui: Never mind lah, just order it and add it onto the bill.
Haniel: Okay, I’ll tell him that you have your period ah
Me: Huh? No wait…!
Haniel: *calls waiter over and points at me* She’s having her period, so… *I stopped listening at that part because I was busy dying with embarrassment. From then on the waiter kept looking at us, man.*
Yap Seng: Hahaha Julia’s gonna blog about this, like, “Today Haniel screamed that I was having my period…”
Today Haniel screamed that I was having my period.
Random Photos
Piles of homework have been preventing me from updating nowadays… I guess the most I can do is post some photos that have been sitting around in my phone. Our Indian gang severely lacks photos…
Anyway, with regard to the previous Stabucks post, Julien found out that “short” does exist as a size. Crud, no wonder nobody seemed bothered. Oops.
Yap Seng and Adam Lambert, at Suntec.
Adam Lambert Tap Tap-ing
Adam Lambert on his birthday.
While sending some songs from my laptop to Zhi Wei’s phone, Amanda changed the name of his phone to JerrieLOVER<33333. We suspected PARAMI belonged to an ang moh sitting near us, and he had a very, very strange dent on the top of his skull. Amanda thinks he rammed his head into a wall.
Unflattering shot of Zhi Wei.
Lesson Learnt
Recently, I made a new friend.
He takes 2-3 hours to reply a message.
Now I know how annoying I am when I do that.
Since the both of us have the same crap habit, an SMS conversation ends up consisting of about 3-4 messages within 6 hours.
New resolution: Reply messages within 15 minutes.
Bug Adventures:
A lot of moths have been flitting into my house recently. Are moths affected by the crazy bipolar weather or something? Is the weather making them evolve into mega moths? Because they’re really BIG now. A HUMONGOUS one flew into my room recently, it was so bloody big that its fluttering was loud enough to wake me up in the middle of the night. When I turned on the light, I realized that it was orange and brown in colour. Looks like the kind of moth that belongs in the jungle man, what’s it doing in my room?!
Then I found a fat, big dead moth in the middle of the study room a couple of days ago, and this morning, another crazy bigass moth flitted around the study room too. I was like, that’s it, that’s the last moth that’s gonna invade my personal space. So I sprayed insect repellent onto it. Okay, so the can said, “For Crawlies”, but moths can get affected too right? WELL, despite spraying numerous times on it, it refused to take its final breath. Since it wasn’t working fast enough, I grabbed a stack of newspapers and squashed the damn thing. After a few minutes, I lifted the stack. Shit me, it was still twitching! Whoever said that cockroaches will outlive us all obviously never encountered a moth. It wouldn’t die! Well it was half-dead so I flushed it down the toilet bowl. Knowing its resilience, it probably wouldn’t drown anyway.
Actually, I don’t know why people don’t kill moths, they always shoo them out of the window. Why? Because they’re harmless? I guess that made me kind of regret killing the moth but damn it, this is like the umpteenth time I’m encountering hugeass moths and they scare me. Bugs, invade my personal space and diiieeee.
Swine Flu
Sleepy Joyin: I think there’s something wrong with me. *flops back to sleep*
Amanda: I think you kena swine flu.
Me: ?? What does sleeping have to do with swine flu?
Amanda: Swine – pigs wad. Pigs sleep a lot wad.
Quotable Quotes of the Day
While studying with Amanda, Sam and Julien at Starbucks today…
*Woman ordered a drink*
Starbucks Server: Tall?
Woman: Uh. No, short. (She was serious)
Me: ??? *looking around to see if anyone caught that. No one seemed to have*
Epic moment but Amanda, Sam & Julien were listening to music and no one else in Starbucks seemed to react! Damn!
I was thinking that maybe I misheard, maybe she said, “Shot”, but that wouldn’t really make sense either.
Julien said that maybe she said, “Sure!” But no way! Definitely heard a ‘t’ at the back of the word.
Another quotable quote, according to Amanda (can’t recall the exact words but basically it’s like this):
“Eh I think she can join leh (The S Factor). I saw the commercial once, they had like some debate thing. The question was “What’s beauty?” One of the girls answered, “Beauty is what makes one beautiful.” “
Heh.
MSN Funnies
I wasn’t reading the entire conversation so I wasn’t aware of Julien’s typo (”cool” -> “cook”), and I’m guessing Amanda wasn’t aware either, haha. Hence the following conversation occured… (changed the msn nicks to shorter ones for easier reading)
julien; kill you politely says:
has a freaking act cook piercing
julien; kill you politely says:
walks like a beng
looks like shit
Zhiwei says:
freaking COCK PIERCING?
julien; kill you politely says:
mouth
Zhiwei says:
WHATTHEHOLYMOTHEROFCRHSIT
Julia says:
gorilla is the belly one
sammi says:
hahahahhaha
Zhiwei:
oh whew
sammi says:
WTF
Amanda says:
O.O
waadd
Zhiwei says:
oh right
the fat belly
Amanda says:
im lost
Zhiwei says:
oh wow
Amanda says:
who’s cock kena pierced?
sammi says:
…
Zhiwei says:
mr wee
Julia says:
wait wait
Zhiwei says:
tts why he’s like that
Amanda says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
serious?
sammi says:
screw u
lol
Amanda says:
SOOO FFUUNN
we should try banging his cock then
maybe it’ll hurt
Julia says:
?!!!!?!?!!?
julien; kill you politely says:
WHAT?
Julia says:
WAIT
Amanda says:
we dun actually come into contact
just throw something
Zhiwei says:
OK STOP THERE
Julia says:
gorilla pierced his cock?
julien; kill you politely says:
NO
Zhiwei says:
I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABT WEE’S COCK
Amanda says:
LOLS
julien; kill you politely says:
manda stop talking noncsense
Amanda says:
i absolutely not following wad you people are talking about
who’s cock kena pierced??
O.O
Zhiwei says:
oh ok i get it
Julia says:
mr wee pierced his cock?
julien; kill you politely says:
NOBODY
Zhiwei says:
nobody cock got pierced
sammi says:
omg
Zhiwei says:
but he has some lip piercing?
ooohhh
Julia says:
who the heck mentioned cock piercing??
julien; kill you politely says:
yes
Zhiwei says:
oh
julien; kill you politely says:
typo
Zhiwei says:
EEEW
Amanda says:
i dunno
read up
HAHAHAHAHA
sammi says:
._.
Julia says:
omg lol
That diary entry was meant to simply be an outburst, it was just a quick and easy medium to vent those supposed temporary feelings. Maybe if I left it alone long enough, time would erode its meaning, I thought. Maybe time will solve all my problems for me, maybe I can run away through time. But now I read it again, with just as much conviction and confusion as before. I’ve been waiting for so long for time to help me escape. The wrong reasons? The right ones? I can’t make up my mind – time hasn’t solved that problem for me, yet I am certain of the entirety of it. There’s an element of fate in this. It gives me joy and ironically a sinking, hollow feeling in my heart too, but I have to learn to accept it. Things would be so much easier if you could just… see.
A lot has changed. I have.
I wish you didn’t.
???
[edit] Right now I’m reading up on some stuff for SIMUN, and one of the countries that my school is representing is China. So right now every time I read something about China, my reaction is, “WHY CHINA, WHY’RE YOU DOING THIS?!”
I don’t know why China keeps siding with the rogue countries, I know they have political reasons and whatever, but it’s like they’re deliberately trying to piss off the world. I just read that China was a staunch supporter of Slobodan Milosevic during the Kosovo conflict. I want to slap China’s face can?!?! Good grief!
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From the study room, I’m picking up little snippets of a dubious show my dad’s watching:
Guy Voice 1: Whisky?
Woman Voice 1: Whisky?
Woman Voice 2: Whisky?
Guy Voice 2: Whiskey *ominous tone*
*Sad, dramatic music swells*
Me: ???
Perfect place to study -> Starbucks next to Carrefour in Suntec.
Speaking of Carrefour, throughout my entire life I’ve been pronouncing it as Car-Four, only found out last year that it’s Car-foo. Good grief.
Lots of food nearby like Donut Factory and stuff in Carrefour. Though it’s a bit cramped, hot, has a buay-song lady who keeps giving our group the evil eye and a surprisingly high number of expatriates flowing in all day to buy coffee. But it has a power plug.
Back to fruitless studying.